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There is Superman, Spiderman, Batman and Robin. They are all acclaimed superheroes. Now in the year 2002, another hero is born. He is a man who delves into chat rooms, and shatters false myths. He is known as an evil tyrant to some, and a wholesome savior to others. He is known by all as the Punk Mark Buster, and below are his chronicles, as he cleanses the net, one smark at a time.
Any similarity to these below portrayed screen names, and any actual screen names is purely coincidental.
PMB Interviews Total E Liminated
PMBChronicles: so you say you are john kronus?
Total E Liminated: yes
PMBChronicles: ok, mind if i validate the authenticity of the claim?
Total E Liminated: i dont tell people that normally ijust come on here for fun but u were being a pig spouting off and all
Total E Liminated: sure go ahead
PMBChronicles: ok, where did you first train to wrestle?
Total E Liminated: dont ask me who i wrestled on nov 5 1997 cause i may not remeber
PMBChronicles: was that a november for you to remember, lol?
PMBChronicles: all you need do is answer the basics that i ask, and if u are you, it will be apparent whether you be the boy, or a cheap decoy
PMBChronicles: once again, where did you train to wrestle originally?
Total E Liminated: tha guy is gugging me
PMBChronicles: i take it you misspelled gigging, lol
PMBChronicles: now, are you gonna answer the questions boss?
Total E Liminated: i was trained by kilwalski
PMBChronicles: is that how you spell it? but let me give you that as being correct. now, how many matches roughly did you have before going to the uswa?
Total E Liminated: 0
PMBChronicles: incorrect clyde. but let us see if you have any guesses as to whom your first match ever was with
Total E Liminated: ugh how many mor eyou need
PMBChronicles: as many as it takes for pmb to make his verdict
Total E Liminated: i dont remeber
PMBChronicles: ever heard of anyone in the boston area named paul or mike?
Total E Liminated: nope
PMBChronicles: or ever heard of (insert john kronus' real name here)?
PMBChronicles: bro, you are such a fake
PMBChronicles: you know less about kronus than a smurf
PMBChronicles: how dare you, as a big ol mark, imitate a man that worked in the industry
PMBChronicles: pay some dues, or at least learn some facts
Total E Liminated: lol u worked wit me
PMBChronicles: you are a joke
Total E Liminated: lol i love in a trailer now up on new england
PMBChronicles: no, i worked with kronus, and you are anything but john kronus. cause kronus lived a dream, and you are merely dreaming
PMBChronicles: so bruddah, be proud, be proud you lied to impress many and got over with none
Total E Liminated: i live in a trailer i ams erious i worked with perry saturn
PMBChronicles: consider yourself punked out by pmb, cause facts are facts, and fact is you know none yourself
Total E Liminated: i am over my man
PMBChronicles: over as in the part of a fiction book where they say the end
PMBChronicles: and tell me something about you, that validates you are john
Total E Liminated: i was an eliminator i worked with perry saturn i live in a trailer i worked for rob black there u go
PMBChronicles: i don't buy it
Total E Liminated: ok
PMBChronicles: you never ever heard of (insert john kronus' real name here)?
Total E Liminated: nononononononon
PMBChronicles: are you certain?
Total E Liminated: yes
PMBChronicles: than you are a joke
Total E Liminated: is that your name if we worked to gether i apologize
Total E Liminated: i worked with many people
PMBChronicles: bro, if you do not know (insert john kronus' real name here), i can truly say you do neither are, nor know john kronus, hint hint
Total E Liminated: look i know it is my name but god u could of read that
PMBChronicles: about time you got something right, i spoon fed it to you
PMBChronicles: i'll name some names, and let us see if you can distinguish if they are workers, or names i made up
PMBChronicles: if they are legit, tell me what they did
Total E Liminated: oh god look forgt it i have proven who i am so night nghhht i dont care if u belibve me
PMBChronicles: lol, you couldn't pass an open book test :)
Total E Liminated: if i ever meet u i will shoot on u
PMBChronicles: ok, but if you are john, you know me mate, so i am not going anywhere, so come over with your cap gun, and i'll make tea
PMBChronicles: and remember it is you who is signing off, and tapping out
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